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Subject: Action Required: Upcoming Mandatory Team-Building Rave 🎉
Dear Team,
As part of our ongoing initiative to drive engagement, foster synergy, and operationalize joy, we’re excited to announce an after-hours alignment opportunity:
📊 HARD @ WORK: A Cross-Departmental Rave Experience
📈 This is your quarterly performance review—conducted on the dancefloor. This best-in-class cultural touchpoint is designed to leverage our collective bandwidth and move the needle on morale KPIs (Key Performance Indicators) through immersive sonic ideation and rhythm-based collaboration.
Agenda Highlights:
• Deliverables include: glow sticks, quiet quitting rituals, and ideating + iterating, passive aggressive out-of-office replies
• DJ sets from the folks in Legal
• HR violations in real time
• Scalable, actionable grinding, agile sprints
• Safe space for malicious compliance and bandwidth burnout
• KPI-themed line dancing (Q2 Forecast Edition™)
This is a mandatory fun opportunity. Please circle back by EOD to ensure stakeholder alignment and avoid escalation.
⫸ LOOKS
Business Casual Slutcore (circle back with HR for guidelines) • business goth • ties • thigh highs • Slack CHANEL • clipboards
⫸ MUSIC
⫸ EXPERIENCES
Every event at House of Yes includes experiences and activations that may involve pickles, feelings, mild confusion, time-dilation, and enthusiastic consent. We can’t tell you what’s happening yet—but it will probably be weird, wonderful, and slightly inappropriate.
⫸ GROUPS & RESERVED TABLES
Take your night to the next level. We offer packages for groups, special celebrations or just because you're fabulous. Book yours at houseofyes.org/tables
⫸ GET ON THE LIST
Subscribe for first access to tickets and special invites: houseofyes.org/yesemails
◆ SAFER SPACES POLICY ◆
House of Yes is a space for everyone to feel welcome. We have zero tolerance for harassment, unwanted touch, and discrimination. Always ASK before touching anyone. If someone is making you uncomfortable, speak to a security guard or ask for a manager - we will help you. All restrooms in our venue are gender neutral. Find out more at houseofyes.org/safer
◆ INFO & FAQ ◆
21+ | No Re-Entry | No Refunds | More questions? Head to houseofyes.org/FAQ
#DANCE #PARTY @HOY
